she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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