She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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