ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
