idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
