Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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