no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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