why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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