But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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