david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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