Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
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Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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