I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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