I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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