Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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