I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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