You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
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I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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