your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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