dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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