Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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