did you get engaged???
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
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Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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