i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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