Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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