Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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