you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
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after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
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I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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