WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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