Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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