I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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