Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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