Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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