It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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