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Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Someone shattered a urinal.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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