my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
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you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
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I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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