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What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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