Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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