Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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