It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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