thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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