so explain again why im purple
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I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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