She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
Randomize
