is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
one might say we're banned from that church
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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