I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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