Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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