You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Mom said you looked used
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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