I puked a lego.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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