Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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