did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My balls are so social today.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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