You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
be right there i have to get my cape
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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