Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I don't think brook has ever known best
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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