Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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