Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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