He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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