I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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