I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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