I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I love having hate sex.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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