google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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